February 2012
24 posts
imfamousontumblr:
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
Anonymous asked: how do you get your font small...
intramuro:
i whisper very softly to the keyboard
how the exo teaser went down
sment: okay let's make another teaser this time with se hun
se hun: yay dance solo
kai: okay what do I do
sment:
se hun:
kai:
rest of exo:
sment: you can be a coat rack
kai:
kai:
kai: okay fine with me
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder...
cashfameandsocialchange:
120203 MelOn Interview - Block B introductions.
Zico: Loving family of MelOn, hello, Do You Wanna B? Block B!
Block B: This is Block B!
P.O.: Yes, I am P.O. who is in charge of being the fashion prince of Block B.
Kyung: Hello, I am Block B’s kingka, Park Kyung.
U-Kwon: Hello, I am Block B’s angel smile, U-Kwon.
Taeil: Hello, I am Block B’s ultimate warrior, Taeil. Power strike!
Zico: Hello, I am Block B’s shy guy, Zico.
Jaehyo: Hello, I am Block B’s sculpture that God descended his light on, Jaehyo.
B-Bomb: Hello, I am Block B’s temptation of wolves, B-Bomb.
queen-moriarty:
graydorians:
ladyhistory:
HERE IS A DISTRESSED JOHN WATSON CHIPMUNK
NO IT’S IT’S NOT!1!1!!1!!!!!
IT’S NOT OKAY!!!!!!1112!!!!!
*slytherin wins house cup*
dumbledore: i don't think so
dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
parents: thats my beautiful daughter relatives: wow you get prettier every day friends: you look adorable today boys: so, hmm…. how did you escape the zoo?
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
B-bomb is
Freeze: serious serious
Freeze: mysterious mysterious
Tell Them: Gollum gollum
Nanrlina: so speshul
Me: I'm on my period.
Asshole: Well that explains a lot!
Me: It doesn't explain your sudden and mysterious death.
Interviewer: What is the weirdest body part you've ever signed?
Tablo: I've signed an ass before.
Interviewer: Like a bare ass?
Tablo: Like a bear's ass?
January 2012
78 posts
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
#chuffed: 6 stages of fangirling →
discovery “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”
research “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is…
hinokit:
steelsamurai:
tentacrab:
madelezabeth:
lordmeowrail:
bloodtier:
militarypenguin:
Does anyone else feel like SOPA is a Digimon villain that keeps fucking Digivolving
yes
Fuck
soon
ohgod this movie
kunisaki:
Shit Anime Fan Girls Say
Benedict Cumberbatch. He’s like hot chocolate; you watch him and think, “You’re...
– Robert Sheehan (via twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad)
SO SM IS ACTUALLY FUCKING SMART
calmlyandnaturally:
chinesepollen:
ALL THE TEASERS ARE SOMEHOW RELATED TO SOME STORYLINE WITH SOME SONG IN THE ALBUM THAT INVOLVES CIRCLES AND AN ANCIENT BOOK AND THE SUN AND KAI DANCING AND WATER AND PINK PANTS AND LAYS
IT’S NOT ALL JUST RANDOM SHIT
IT’S RANDOM SHIT THAT TIES IN WITH ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT
RANDOMCEPTION
omg
Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao